divendres, d’agost 31, 2007

El revés me va al veeres

Resulta que jo cada cop que llegeixo el que he escrit al blog, abans de publicar, amb la meva modestia característica, penso, renoi, què interessant tot això que dius, quantes coses que deuen aprendre els teus lectors, estimats.

I resulta que ara em diuen que sóc graciós. És per riure.

I és que penso que el que pensem nosaltres i la realitat, realment, no tenen res a veure.

Vaja, quina paradoxa!

El cas és que m'he dit, Josep, t'has d'adaptar  a la demanda, si et demanen humor, dóna humor!

I resulta que res, jo vinga a trencar-me el cap per fer-vos riure, i res.
I ja passa que les coses quan les busques mai les trobes. I quan les trobes mai les busques.
O era al revés?  ¡¿?!

En qualsevol cas us deixo aquí un extret de malaprensa, que ve des delablog esportiu libretadevangaal.
Resulta que el diari sport ha modificat una foto per poder posar a la protada els pressumptes 4 fantàstics. Jo després, he fet també de les meves. (feu click per ampliar)
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Deia que la primera és del diari AS, la segona portada de l'sport, i l'última alguna modificació d'algun sonat antieto'o (jo'o).

p.d fixeu-vos que els d'sport (que són del barça) no només treuen a l'oleguer sinó que "arreglen" la foto, com si d'aprimar la cintura d'una model tractessssssim!

Fins aviat!

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No fa falta k intentis fer gracia! explikant les koses la gracia es fa sola! sigues tu k en feies moltisima i jo em reia molt!xd!

La publicacio anterior no me le llegida.. ho sento es llarga i no hi ha temps.. el k si k he mirat es un tros del nen del youtube.. el qual esclafaria el cap sense cap mirament,tot i les repercusions a les quals pot portar.. la seva mare i tota akella kolla de psicopatas mentals, k lapoiaven, es revelin contra mi..
ja se sap... culo veo, culo quiero y tiro porquè me toca.. la gent podria pensar una mica de tan en quant (i mapliko jo al cuento.. la veritat esk ho faig poc!xd) i no creures el que un capallà, que: pocs estudis, poc cervell, poca virilitat, poc realisme i poca vida te..., els sermoneja com a enviat de deu..i anar seguint capallans i religions.. segur k arrivem algun lloc... (troleroooooooos!)!
putu nen! kina rabia!

En fí ulises! que me extes mes del k tokava pro esk ma fet posar rabiosa el MONITO del nen pk no es res mes k un monito sortit duna mona i un mono.. podriem detallar que sassamblava mes a un gorila pro aixo ja ho discreparem un altre dia!

Un petó!
Ens veiem aviat!
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Tot sigui dit, la seva retòrica es realment impressionant, i el vocabulari també, i posaria la mà al foc que no s'ho sap de memòria...i això és trist i impressionant alhora, ja que el nen s'ho creu!

Realment milloren la cintura als "cracks"? Jo em cabrejaria si fos l'Oleguer...

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genial! aquest post m'encanta i m'encanta cada cop que me'l llegeixo! no canviis! ;)

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haha, moltes gràcies Urben randolph pel coment!

No crec que m'assembli al buenafuete, però enfi, ell fa gràcia i jo vull fer gràcia.
anònim que sé qui ets XD


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Ulises ha dit...

per cert, que ara m'he adonat que el comentari en resposta als altres no es va enviar bé.

Clara: Realment se t'ha anat la olla XD, però tens raó. La proxima publicació llegeixtela.

Pufi, jo també m'enfadaria i no estic tant segur que s'ho memoritzi.

Núria, haha, gràcies!

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